My least favorite coworker just started talking about reading 50 Shades of Gray.

I’m on lunch and needless to say, I lost my appetite.

The worst quality smut I’ve ever read off Tumblr is better than that drivel. I keep hoping the author is just trolling America because the writing is just so laughable.

I almost said, “Enjoy your Twilight fan fiction,” but she hates me enough already.